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Some people thought it meant Comme des Garçons.
Some thought I was Russian.
One person asked if it meant cumrag.
One person got it.
You might be the second.
I'm a mirror. I get off making you get off.
I'll be there in five, smelling of rhubarb and ylang ylang,
wearing my last eight lives.
If he doesn't like who I am, I can be someone else.
IN HIS OWN WORDS
I'll be there in five; so sorry for your wait.
Call me Comrade, Throatzilla, or even just Mate.
I massage and I knead — your pleasure, guaranteed.
I'm playful and fun; every race must be won.
Clearly I think; I have a brain and can talk.
I love finding the things that make you tick like a clock.
Our friendship should be easy — never feel like a chore.
My time is expensive but you'll leave craving more.
Like kittens we feed on life's cream so rich.
Call me your White Russian, or Daddy's lil bitch.
What They Said
"Totally alive, sarcastically funny, deeply and beautifully attentive to the needs and preferences of others. Absolutely magnificent."
"Everything I wanted and more."
"This guy will do anything! Thanks."
"Hot, young and fun — always a good time. Reliable, easy going, chill, good looking in person like his pics. Will be hitting you up again, CDG."
"Exquisitely handsome and attentive to my every need. I can't wait to see him again."
"Very outgoing, chill and high energy. Excellent massage skills and very skilled at vers play. Great convo and strong chemistry."
WHERE
I GO.
The Edition preferred.
The Ritz accepted —
they have the best towels
and the Diptyque isn't
chained to the wall.
I always order extra amenities.
The crystal came home with me.
These are not confessions.
These are standards.
- New York City BASE
- Washington D.C. NEAR
- Boston NEAR
- Philadelphia NEAR
- Fire Island SEASONAL
- Jersey City · Hoboken NEAR
- Miami FREQUENT
- International PASSPORT READY
★ FLY ME TO YOU — DEPOSIT REQUIRED TO CONFIRM
Gifts & Tributes
Giving is my love language.
So is receiving.
Some would call me spoiled.
They don't know me.
The Cartier sales lady told me no.
So I bought white gold.
We don't discuss rose gold.
- Shoes EU 42 / US 9.5
- Bags ALWAYS
- White Gold PREFERRED
- Platinum ALSO GOOD
- Fragrance ASK FIRST
- Champagne GEOGRAPHIC ONLY
- Saint-Émilion Grand Cru YOU KNOW WHY
- Experiences MEMORABLE
- Surprise me I LIKE EVERYTHING
VISUALS
MAKE
CONTACT.
I don't discuss money at the door.
We handle that before I arrive —
which means by the time I do,
we're already past the awkward part.
LOCAL: PAYMENT ON ARRIVAL
TRAVEL: 50% DEPOSIT TO CONFIRM · BALANCE ON ARRIVAL
TRANSPORTATION AT CLIENT'S DISCRETION
CASH · CREDIT CARD · VENMO · CRYPTO UPON INQUIRY
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